viernes, 25 de julio de 2008

Chistes de Borrachos

Un borracho que estaba en una rotonda y llega un guardia civil y le dice:- ¿Que hace usted aquí?Dice el borracho, es que veo a las casas dando vueltas y estoy esperando que pase la mia pa no caminar mucho.



El guardia al conductor borracho: - ¿Me da su permiso de conducir?- Sí, conduzca, conduzca...



El que bebe... se emboracha.El que se emborracha... duerme.El que duerme... no peca.El que no peca... va al cielo......y puesto que al cielo vamos... bebamos!



¿Que le dice un borracho a un recien nacido?Bebe.



Llega un borracho que no entiende al medico y el medico le trata de demostrar que tomar licor es malo y le demuestra.... con una lombriz, primero lamete en un vaso con agua y la saca y no pasa nada, luego la mete a un vaso con vino y la lombriz muere en pocos segundos. Luego le dice a su paciente, ya vez lo que les pasa a los que toman mucho.Si doctor nunca tendremos lombrices.



Esta un borracho persiguiendo a dos rubias imponentes por toda la discoteca. Despues de 3 horas una de ellas se da la vuelta y dice: Se puede saber que quieres!!! Responde el borracho: Ah! Pero puedo elegir!!???!


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